I'd take more trips to Europe if I knew its surveillance systems included cameras borrowed from Jabba's palace. 

Video Blips:

• Dante handles Devil May Cry's demonic citizenry and spastically fragmenting buildings with Keanu Reeves-like calm. I guess he deserves it after trying to escape the city under the cover of the noon sun with the most unassuming giant knife on his back.

Continue after the break for the sword fight that started more sword fights in Soul Calibur 5, a pool wizard's gentle caresses with the cue ball in Touch My Katamari, and an animated look into a typical battle between the Gotham City Impostors.

• Everyone thinks they're a total bad-ass after striking just a couple of He-Man poses in Soul Calibur 5. Admittedly, I shouldn't jest -- I became warlord of my secret LARP group using similar methods.

• Touch My Katamari turns even the most classy trick shot master into an expert of rolling things together into a giant ball. Must...fight...urge...to create...obvious sex joke...with the title....

• The costumes are fake, but the bullets are still very real in Gotham City Impostors. Villainy 101 Rule 2: Railways often host large, speeding hunks of metal. Don't stand on them.