Today's Video Blips brought to you by the phrase "here, have a gun."

Video Blips:

• Plunk down some reservation bucks for Mass Effect 3 and score the high caliber M55 Argus assault rifle. Continuously receding crew cut hairdo optional.

Continue after the break for the many uses of a Moogle in Final Fantasy 13-2 and the PlayStation Network reincarnation of The House of the Dead 3.

• The iconic Moogle serves a utilitarian role in Final Fantasy 13-2. Because let's face it, Snarf and Pokemon noises falter on the annoyance-o-meter versus the almighty "kupo."

• The House of the Dead 3's Move-supported emergence on the PlayStation Network perfectly accomodates gamers wishing to point a glowing stick-ball at the screen and yell "bang." I see the years haven't been kind to Agent G and Lisa Rogan's gorilla arms.