An academic review of Dead or Alive 5

Anime_adam
Sunday, October 14, 2012
EDITOR'S NOTEfrom Eduardo Moutinho

Something tells me Adam was a little distracted while writing his thorough treatise on the intricacies of Dead or Alive 5. I'm just not sure what kept him from finishing his analysis....

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Dead or Alive 5 is clearly a direct response to the oft-pondered question, "Is gaming art?"

By casually asking the player to choose between absurdly revealing outfits and regularly revealing outfits, DOA 5's game designers force the player to reveal the true natures of his or her id state. The contemporary character-select screen, which has always tapped into our Jungian archetypes, suddenly takes on a decidedly more Freudian slant.

 

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The greatest statement Dead or Alive 5 makes about our corporeal existence is made through the title's core fighting mechanics themselves. The game lauds its system in its own tutorial segments, detailing a complex yet simple rock-paper-scissors ecosystem that urges the player to study move lists and animation frames. You might achieve the last of those existential achievements through practice, but don't forget to also train your face of defeat for when you pass a controller to your 10-year-old niece and lose to the button-mashing of....

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In stark contrast, the Oxford English Dictionary defines existentialism as the....

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Which brings me to Dead or Alive 5's self-described Danger Zones. These pre-programmed stage elements, a clear homage to Joseph Campbell's "hero's journey," are interrupted in the 30-second narrative....

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Score: 7.75 out of 10

 
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Comments (6)
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October 09, 2012

I had a real chuckle reading this article. However, it wasn't until I called my girlfriend over to look at it that I realised that the paragraphs ended with half-finished sentences

Mission accomplished!

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October 09, 2012

Indeed, sir. I must express my agreement on your well thought-out and well-written argument on the philisophical nature of Dead or Alive 5. In fact, I'd like to add that the Existentialist perspective can also be seen in the

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October 14, 2012

Haha, great piece.

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October 15, 2012

Dead or Alive 5 might be one of the best games due to annoyance.  The entirety of the game just sells so much sexist, softcore porn to the white, heterosexual, male audience that it will drive any Feminist to a political-smearing rage towards this product.  However,  because Dead or Alive 5 does give what most white, heterosexual, male audience might want that we get it anyways.  It's like constantly being annoyed by a clerk in a candy store that one Milky Way bar won't ruin our diet.

 

That, or gravity-defying boobs will make any game sell.

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October 15, 2012

 A tremendous study of  transcendental exostensialism Adam. A master a critique.......

Oh man I laughed really hard at the socre on the bottom. hahahah we are all going to die terribly.

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October 15, 2012

This is great.

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