Look what you've done to this poor slime. Your lack of Dragon Quest Callout entries have caused it so much pain. The only way you can fix this is to pour all your effort into producing the best collection of Dragon Quest articles ever seen!

Be sure to tag your posts "Dragon Quest Callout," even the ones you've already written. This is a tremendous help for when I'm going back to round up the entries. You have until August 16.

Special thanks to Cody Winn for drawing this guilt fountain of a slime for me.