Alright, so most of these "Dragon Quest swag alert" articles should probably just be called "look at this sweet DQ slime merch" but, that...doesn't sound as urgent.

This week's swag is a USB keyboard designed for Dragon Quest X. I'm sure you'll agree that this is the most amazing keyboard ever made.

Everything about this makes it the pefect DQ accessory...if you're as obsessed with little blue slimes as I am. Apparently, the figures on the function keys pop off. That's basically purchasing a nifty keyboard and getting an entire slime army for free. 

Hopefully Hori (the company making this brilliant item) will release the keyboard outside of Japan. I doubt this, of course, but a girl can dream!