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Monday, December 07, 2009

Colton

Colton Harris-Moore has never been a model citizen. But what he lacks in moral fiber, he more than makes up for with his ability to steal planes, crash land them, and evade the police in the woods.

Known as "Colt" among his friends, Harris-Moore has earned himself an even more impressive nickname: "The Modern Day Jesse James." Using skills he reportedly learned from video games, Colton has stolen three planes, commandeered a few boats, and burglarized dozens of homes -- all while avoiding the police and ordering pizza to his hinterland hideout.

These outrageous acts of crime have helped Colton cultivate a unique following -- one which includes an international fanbase on Facebook. His mother, Pamela Kohler, has not been shy about the pride she feels for her runaway son. Above all, however, she wanted impart this advice: “I’d tell him the next time he took a plane: Wear a parachute and practice your landing" [via Times Online]:

 
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Comments (12)
Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
December 07, 2009
How on earth can they not catch a guy who's ordering pizza, remote location or not?
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 07, 2009
@ Shoe - Isn't it obvious? He lives in the south. ;)
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 07, 2009
@ Cosmo - You dummy, you should've read the article before taking a stab at the intelligence of southern people in general! He's in Seattle.
Why__hello
December 07, 2009
Cohen, this all happened in Washington State. They're supposed to have very diligent cops over there!
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 07, 2009
@Omar - Yeah, I saw that after. Thanks.
Lance_darnell
December 07, 2009
I am humming the Catch me if You Can theme as I read this.
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December 07, 2009
O_O

Wow. Just wow.
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December 07, 2009
This kid is my hero. I hope they don't water down the film adaptation and make it all Disney and shitty (sorry, I realize that's redundant).
@Cosmo-- Were he in the South he'd not be considered an anomally for living barefoot in the woods. We've got a name for that down here, it's called 'middle class'.
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December 07, 2009
If only I had the guts to do what he does, my weekends would be much more exciting.
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 08, 2009
@Travis - Ha ha, nice.

@Lance - I love that movie. My favorite line: "I should've concurred."
December 08, 2009
I'd say we should all make a pact to steal a plane next week, but Shoe, goddammit, you make us use our full names..........
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December 08, 2009
@Travis - Don't give in to the side of you that's embarrassed of living amongst rednecks and meth-heads by claiming that the south is bass-ackwards and living barefoot in the woods is normal! If people want to claim that Southerners are stupid, remind them instead of all the books they had to read in their English Comp. and Lit. classes and how soooo many of them were written by us!
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