Games as six-word short stories

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
EDITOR'S NOTEfrom Eduardo Moutinho

OK, Patrick. I accept your challenge.

- Commander rises, unites galaxy against machines. (Mass Effect series)
- Hack. Hack. Shiny. Loot. Hack. Hack. (Diablo series)
- Vengeful man rides forklift for hotdogs. (Shenmue)

Max Payne 1

Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway once told his fellow writers during one of their famous roundtable lunches that he could write a six-word-long short story. His fellow authors scoffed at Hemingway’s claims. Ol’ Papa told them to throw in $10 each. If he was wrong, he would match their money. He scribbled away on a napkin for a few moments and then passed the napkin around the table.

His six-word-long story? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Hemingway won the bet as his story had a beginning, middle, and end. The six-word story is now a craft of its own with several sites dedicated to the craft and many aspiring writers cranking them out.

Can we take our most beloved games and break them down to six-word short stories? Here are some of my attempts…. What about yours?

  • Brazil for vacation. Hell broke loose. (Max Payne 3)
  • Black Mesa, best get the crowbar. (Half-Life)
  • Jokes about balls, all #@$@$ game. (Duke Nukem Forever)
  • Insane obstacles, lay off the brakes. (Trials HD)
  • Former outlaw bent on his redemption. (Red Dead Redemption)
  • Seven descendants. Dark World. Ganon’s Tower. (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past)
  • Saddled pig. Creeping creeper. Minecart weeeeeeeee! (Minecraft)
  • Bashing monkeys. Narcoleptic neanderthal. Mammoth massacre. (Tail of the Sun)
 
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Comments (15)
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July 09, 2012

"A man chooses; a slave obeys."

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July 10, 2012

Bioshock, right?  Brilliant!

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July 09, 2012

Jumping plumber eats mushrooms, saves Princess - Mario Bros
HORDE! Boomer! Smoker! Hunter! Witch! TAAAAAAANNNK! - Left 4 Dead
Travel through time with spikey hair - Crono Trigger

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July 10, 2012

Mages and fascists fight. Anders nooooooooo! -- Dragon Age II

Meat bladed. Meat smashed. Meat exploded. -- Super Meat Boy

It is Magic. On your computer. -- Duels of the Plainswalkers

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July 10, 2012

Dragon Age 2- Bioware craps right in my mouth.

Call of Duty- The same as it ever was.

Deux Ex- Oh my God JC, a bomb!

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July 10, 2012

Nate and Brain came up with a good idea... write the six-word short story and leave out the name of the game... then guess.

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July 10, 2012

Try and Guess these:

"I wanna be the very best"

Just press Z or R twice

"Our Princess is in another castle"

Sorry you have died of dysentery.

First Blood; Mega Kill; Killing Spree

Kick ass and Chew Bubble Gum

And Last but not least: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

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July 11, 2012

Pokemon

Star Fox (do a barrel roll!)

Mario

Oregon Trail

Unreal Tournament and/or Dota

Duke Nukem (quoting They Live)

and of course Zelda: Ocorina of Time xD

 

easymode

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July 11, 2012

Challenge accepted. Here we go...

Saving the world for blue-haired girls. -Ys 1 and 2

Don't be deceived by blue-haired girls. -Ys Seven

Ghaleon stole girlfriend. He must die. -Lunar 1

Saved world again. Time for honeymoon. -Lunar 2

Mutants turned my friends into stone. -Star Ocean 1

10 Wise Men destroyed my planet. -Star Ocean 2

My universe is a video game?!? -Star Ocean 3

Vandole is evil. Save the tree! -Final Fantasy Legend (Seiken Densetsu 1)

History repeats itself. Save the tree! -Secret of Mana (Seiken Densetsu 2)

Killer bosses. Guns. Swords. Kick ass. - Devil May Cry 1

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July 11, 2012

Love this idea

Bang bang bang, guns are sexy - Black

Play 'til end or eyes melt - E4

Load, die, load, die, load die - Dark Souls

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July 11, 2012

You now know them as "Shades"

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July 11, 2012

Stolen Nuke launch planned.  Crisis Averted-Metal Gear Solid

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July 11, 2012

Evil doctor and robot legion thwarted-Megaman 2 (more or less can be said for most however) 

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July 11, 2012

I was also thinking of a different one for Devil May Cry 1, but it wouldn't have made sense unless people remembered this part from the game. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ddOyvnh6o

I wanna fill you with liiiiight!

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July 15, 2012

-Too many henchmen, longest night ever (Arkham City)

-Roam city, amass orbs and kills (Crackdown)

-Go to school, bully the bullies (Bully)

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