Now that Facebook is coming to the DSi, we just need the service to come the 360. Then everyone will know our crapping and gaming schedules.

News Blips:

• Promote vanity via Facebook DSi system update. Normally, you show off how awesome your life is in pictures by using the computer. But that's so yesterday. Tonight you can do it via your DSi with the Facebook system update. Man, we just can't wait to see everyone's drunken DSi photos. [Kotaku]

• New Sims 3 expansion will be the first of 5,000. Just kidding, EA would never release 5,000 expansions for Sims 3. Ridiculous. More like 5,001. Now that's more realistic. Oh, and the expansion is entitled World Adventures and has you visiting different parts of the globe in case you're actually interested. [1UP]

• Fat Princess fixes getting stuffed down Interweb tubes soon. Last week's Fat Princess is having some online trouble but developer Titan are already working on fixing them. Then we can all go back to feeling self-conscious about cake-eating. [GameSpot]

• Batman: Arkham Asylum demo pows, bonks, and biffs consoles/PC this Friday. If you fancy men dressed as bats beating up insane criminals, then you best download the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo this friday. [Joystiq]