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PAX Prime 2010: The Survival Guide (With Tips from Tycho!)

Mitch_jul31
Thursday, August 26, 2010

PART TWO: How to Be an Awesome Person

The beauty of the Penny Arcade Expo is that, well, everyone there rocks. Your odds of meeting jerks are slim, so please perpetuate this positive stereotype. It's not hard to be a cool person at PAX. By showing up, you're already the kind of person we all want to be around.


Stay classy.

Or, as Penny Arcade preaches: Don't be a total fuckwad. Everyone I've met at PAX is polite, helpful, and patient. You don't need to worry about someone getting up in your grill for minor hiccups, nor is there any need to ever be aggressive. Get this: When someone bumps you, it's the start of a conversation, not a fistfight.

Crazy, right?


Khoo Says...

Don’t be afraid to talk to people! This isn’t like going to the mall or to some bowling alley with a bunch of strangers. THIS IS PAX. Everyone around you is there for the same reason, which is their love and appreciation of games and gaming culture.

 


Don't forget to bathe.

Hygiene is critical in this kind of environment. You're going to sweat, even if you're in shape and capable of keeping up with the quick pace of PAX. The sheer number of people produces a lot of heat, so the nicer you smell, the more pleasant you are to be around. Take daily showers and use deodorant. If it helps, pack deodorant in a bag and use it throughout the day.

Listen to the Enforcers.

Penny Arcade's polite police force is more flight attendant than Secret Service. You should listen to them because they know what's best, and they know what's going on. Following their instructions benefits everyone, including you.

Also, commend these dudes and ladies after the show. They're volunteers who don't get to see a lot of the show because they're busy holding it together. They deserve a "thanks" or a high five.

 


Read on for Part Three: How to Have a Great Time!

 
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Comments (10)
Jason_wilson
August 26, 2010

When it comes to food, Cliff bars have sustained me for years at big events. I couldn't imagine covering a NASCAR weekend or a golf tournament without 'em. Bring some food with you to help keep your energy up.

Another survival tip: comfy shoes. Nothing ruins an event like this as bad shoes and sore feet. 

Phantom
August 26, 2010

Mmm...brownie Cliff bars.

Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 26, 2010

At E3, I saw three guys leave the bathroom without washing their hands. All I could think about is all the controllers they'll be touching. And how I might be touching the same ones without realizing. I'm never going to another nerd show without some Purell.

Mikeshadesbitmob0611
August 26, 2010

I was going to write this piece, but you beat me to it. Good job.

Img_3729
August 26, 2010

Speaking of enforcers, here's my favorite by far:

I'd like to see someone mess with this guy.

Mitch_jul31
August 27, 2010

Good call on the Cliff Bars, Jason. We don't have 'em in Canada. They were the best discovery I made at E3 this year. They kept me alive on the go. Fortunately, PAX actually allows the chance to get *food*. You can get meals. But a Cliff Bar is definitely going to hold you over and sate your hunger when waiting in lines all day.

Default_picture
August 27, 2010

I second the notion that everyone around you is, in some way, like you.  TALK TO EVERYONE.  Joke around with people, make them smile.  It's silly to see people still in their bubble in a room full of thousands of people just like them.

At Pax East I started walking around the main hall yelling "Jason!?".  A packed hall of people started cracking up.  Suddenly, my joke and someone else's collided when another con go-er walked by carrying a single red balloon.  I gave chase, he ran, it was hilarious.

Default_picture
August 27, 2010

You can't overstate the value of Clif Bars as a traveling snack. But eat responsibly, at 300 calories each, they're nearly a meal. 

However, you CAN overstate the value of alcohol based sanitizer. Unless you're worried about catching herpes, the stuff you're looking out for at a con generally isn't killed by Purell. Prioritize soap and water and you'll be fine. 

Mikeshadesbitmob0611
August 27, 2010

And make sure it's plain old soap and water, not antibacterial. That stuff kills the good bacteria on your hands and promotes antibody resistance.

 

Alcohol-based sanitizer also dries out your skin, which isn't good, even if you're a dude.

Default_picture
September 04, 2010

I back up the Cliff Bars suggestion. Quick snacks are essential. And the portables are great. So many portables lack a real online mode that PAX is really the best time to do some multiplayer. 

Also, bring a friend. The whole thing is even better when you compare swag, try games with a buddy, or just walk around in awe with them.

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