From time to time have you ever received text messages from family members, friends, and co-workers that are inappropriate. Do you not wish to receive these texts anymore? There is a site for that. The messages range from funny to sad and downright odd and are all stored at Textsfromlastnight.com. Take one part of odd add video games with a dash of mixed Internet anonymity and poof, you have this bitmob post!
Our first text of the night comes from a gamer who takes his love of games and a page Karma sutra a bit too seriously. I hope he used ointment.
Hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome
In our next text, a gamer confesses to another a secret that all guys keep to each other. Second rule of masturbation, YOU DO NOT talk about masturbation. But if you have figured out the mystery of holding down a watermelon during the act please do share.
I think call of duty has replace my masturbating. And I'm alright with that
Finally, our last gamer has solved the age old trick on how getting your partner involved in video games. Give them the only joystick they know how to use.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty
Have any you have any texts you wish you had not sent? Are game related?
Photos are from a LAN Counter Striker party with Russian strippers. via RussianEnglish
