It’s a long story, but I own a lot of terrible games. These awful games do nothing but take up space, and I really need to get rid of them. But before I do, I figure I might as well get a story or two out of them.

Here’s the plan: I’ve taken four random games from my collection that I assume to be terrible and I’m asking you to pick one. Submit your vote via the comments section below.

I’ll play whatever game you choose and then I’ll write an article about how horrible it was and how much I hate the people that voted for it. There’s no chance I’m going to finish any of these turds, but I promise you that I’ll play until I give myself a headache or throw the game out the window. Or until I throw myself out the window.

The candidates:

Superman 64
Everyone knows this game stinks, so I’m hoping you don’t pick it. I think I’ve played a few minutes of it before, but I’m not sure because the game causes brain damage.

Asterix
I don’t know anything about Asterix, so I suppose it’s possible that it doesn’t suck. Yeah, right. Look at that cover -- is there anyway this game is anything less than excruciating?

Bassin’s Black Bass
Who the hell is Bassin? Why do I own this game? Fishing games are horrible today, so I can’t imagine how bad a SNES fishing game is. It’s probably more boring than it is painful, so I’m kind of hoping you pick this one.

Rugrats: Search for Reptar
I didn’t mind watching Rugrats back in the day, but I have a feeling that even the most devoted fan of Tommy Pickles would have a hard time enjoying this PSone game. Just thinking about having to play this game aggravates me.