I don't care how tacky you think these shoes are. I'd wear them in a heartbeat [via GameFreaks]:

Unfortunately this is just a design -- not an actual product. It should be a real thing -- not because I like Wario, but because I like hideous shoes. Combine that passion with my love of video games, and I have no reason to avoid pastel Nikes.
Seriously, I have a pair of bright pink ostrich leather Ariat FatBaby boots....









These are perfect for "casual Fridays" at work = )
Somebody on Ebay or Etsy will paint a pair of Converse like that for you. They might hate themselves, but they'd take your money.
purposely heinous styled shoes should be getting in popular.