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Tastes like Testosterone: Gears of War Energy Drink
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tags: Gears of War

We really have a hard time staying awake playing games. Can you blame us? It's so tiring. You have to continuously press buttons over and over. Yawn -- we're exhausted just thinking about it.

So to help us stay awake, we consume lots of sugar, caffeine, and other crap our bodies don't need. Like the stuff found in this Gears of War Imulsion Energy Drink [via technabob]:

Looks delicious, doesn't it? Of course it doesn't. But, if you want to buy a can, you can purchase one over at Amazon for three bones. Warning: This stuff will grow hair on your chest. And possibly other places, too.

 
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Comments (3)
Lance_darnell
September 01, 2009
I get weird looks for smoking cigarettes that come in a Black Package. But I do not think that even I could drink something that has a skull on the front.... Isn't that the sign for posion? :o
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September 01, 2009
"Look at all that juice..."

So will ragequits online go up when people turn 'Lambent'?
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September 01, 2009
This made me laugh a lot. Just because in the gears mythos, isn't Imulsion some oil-like poison? A can think of a great marketing line already...

"Imulsion energy drink....You'll go Lambent over it!"
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