I haven't played Final Fantasy 13 yet, but I did read the plot summary on Wikipedia. Sometime before my eyes went fuzzy from all the words containing apostrophes, I think I saw something about crystals.

Video Blips:

• Here's a quick look at some of what awaits you in Final Fantasy 13-2's playable demo. I don't want to spoil anything for you, but I hear the Moogle says "kupo" a lot.

Click on through for UFC Undisputed 3's extensive roster, the most heroic golfing you'll ever see in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13, and an emotional motion-capture session in Zumba Fitness Rush.

• UFC Undisputed 3's cast of playable characters is big. How big is it? It's so big that it has to undergo random screenings to ensure that it has not been injecting itself with illegal performance-enhancing substances. On second thought, the friend who screens my blip humor was right: I should save the steroid jokes for pro-wrestling games made before 1995. Your time has come, SuperBrawl Wrestling.

• This just in from the "Strange until you really think about it" department: EA is releasing another golf game featuring Tiger Woods. What's up with that epic music? You don't think...no way. You guys, I think Tiger Woods is Batman.

• Witness competition winner Erica Pierce's transformation into a virtual dance instructor in this behind-the-scenes video for Zumba Fitness Rush. I'm having trouble thinking of a joke, so I'll tell a story instead: When I was writing this post, I kept typing "Rumba" instead of "Zumba." I started thinking that a game about Roombas would be cool, but then I realized that pretending to vacuum would be really boring. After that, I got kind of sleepy. The end.