Today's videos don't seem to have much need for actual gameplay footage. Developers may have fooled me back in the day with Final Fantasy 8 and Diablo 2 CG cinematics, but I'm a smarter man now. I'm not going to fall for--

Video Blips:

Halo set up them the bomb. That's a Zero Wing reference, not a typo. There must be some law that says I'm not allowed to do Video Blips without Bungie releasing a new live-action Halo: Reach short. It's definitely pretty. I wish the game actually looked like this. Is that the reaction they were hoping for?

Continue after the break to see Plastic Man do his thing -- whatever that may be -- in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, an extended version of Dragon Age 2's debut trailer, and bright colors via Dance Dance Revolution.

CG models have an epic fight in this Dragon Age 2 trailer. This is an extended version of the game's debut trailer. Again, I wish the game actually looked this.

New Batman: The Brave and the Bold trailer features Plastic Man. Who the hell is Plastic Man? Whoever he is, he can turn into a hammer, which I guess is a useful skill. "Villains hate hammers...right?

"Dance and step to the cool images on the screen." Good quote, Dance Dance Revolution. This new PlayStation 3 entry in the series will support the PlayStation Move, so now you're not limited to just using your feet to make yourself look stupid.