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(Week of the Vegetable - Day 3) Study: Researchers have come to a shocking conclusion--video games do not directly cause people to gain weight. A study has shown that a person can in fact play video games and be physically fit.
(Week of the Vegetable - Day 2) Breaking News: A local man has been arrested for mistreating hundreds of virtual creatures, including Tamagotchis, Nintendogs, Pokemon, and piƱatas. Also, the activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Virtual Animals (PETVA) explains its views concerning these crimes.
(Week of the Vegetable - Day 1) Breaking News: A game publisher solves the industry's piracy problem by forcing gamers to travel to its offices in order to play games that they buy. Of course, there are a few other minor stipulations as well...
Breaking News in the Gaming World: WASHINGTON -- In a surprisingly bipartisan decision, both the United States Senate and House of Representatives unanimously approved of funding to provide the nation's Armed Forces with Health Bars in order to protect the troops' safety...
Breaking News in the Gaming World: Intergalactic Bounty Hunter Purchases Insurance
Breaking News in the Gaming World: Mentally Unstable Cosplayer Ruins Halloween Party
Breaking News in the Gaming World: Green Dinosaur Wins Eating Contest Due To Disqualification
Breaking News in the Gaming World: Shortage of Hovering Cubes Puts Strain on Local Plumbers
Breaking News in the Gaming World: Experts Concerned Over Time Kids Spend Playing Newest MMO
Breaking News In the Gaming World: Elvish Jerk in Green Tunic Enters Home, Breaks Pots, Leaves Silently
Breaking News In the Gaming World: Local Man Thinks Game Is Terrible