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Dead Space 2: Office Space
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Editor's note: Many of us have freaked out when working late and alone. I remember hearing some weird noise at the former Ziff towers while editing a World of Warcraft cover story -- and walking around the office, Xacto-Knife in hand, to see what that noise was. Andy describes a similar, Dead Space-inspired freak out he had last year. -Jason


It's late October 2008. I’m a big fan of Halloween (it's more important a holiday than Christmas or New Year's, for sure), so I’d been watching a lot of scary movies to prepare for October 31. As detailed in my last blog, I’d been playing (and had been terrified by) Dead Space.

At this point, I’m about three-quarters of the way through the game. On this specific Sunday night, I was working a night shift for a sick coworker. As anyone who's worked in journalism can attest to, being the page designer on a daily newspaper after 10 p.m. is a very stressful job, as the printing of the next day's edition (and the whole thing looking halfway decent) is all up to you. I’m alone in the office, my stress level is already fairly high, and I’ve had images of Necromorphs (the Big Bads from Dead Space) ripping off my face and piloting my lifeless body around Houston like a tiny horrific cowboy.

Great time for the office to be pitch black, isn’t it? See, we’re a fairly progressive office that's big on saving energy. All of the lights in the building, save for the bathrooms, are on motion sensors. You walk into a sector of the building and all the lights there come on. You stop moving for a few minutes (or leave that area), and they turn off. Since I’ve been sitting at my desk for a few hours now without getting up, every light on the sixth floor is off.

Until they turned on.

 

One by one, starting on the opposite side of the building. Our office runs in this little half circle with a donut of glass in between, so we can see what’s happening on the other side of the floor. That was where the lights came on first. No one had come up the elevator, and I know for a fact that I was alone, as no one else had keycards allowing them in on Sunday nights. The lights just turned on. As if something moved. Something I couldn’t see. Something, perhaps, dragging itself on the ground?

I saw the first lights come on and got scared. I texted my wife and then did the only thing a sensible 25-year-old living in 2008 would do. I took to Twitter.

Andyphifer: Dead Space is making me see Necromorphs in the office. Freaking terrified, kinda. 30 minutes ago from web

Andyphifer: Oh shit. All the lights on this floor just came on. They're motion sensors!!! 13 minutes ago from web

Andyphifer: Oh God. 7 minutes ago from web

Andyphifer: First the lights on the other side came on. Then the ones in the middle. Then the ones on my side. Then the ones right next to my desk. 4 minutes ago from web

Andyphifer: LIKE SOMETHING IS MOVING THROUGH THE OFFICE! 3 minutes ago from web

Andyphifer: JESUS CHRIST! A RADIO JUST TURNED ON SOMEWHERE! less than 5 seconds ago from web

Andyphifer: Can someone do this for me? http://tinyurl.com/pastrip less than 10 seconds ago from web


From Penny Arcade

When the lights came on in my area, I was terrified, excited, and almost laughing. I knew it wasn’t real. I’m a grown man, damn it, and I wasn’t going to be frightened by these lights. Necromorphs aren’t real. And if they are real, they’d be in space, so they couldn’t be in my office. Right?

It didn’t matter. I was still terrified. I was convinced that the Necromorphs were in my office, ready to rip me to shreds and use the pieces of my body as spare parts for their horrific machinations. I just knew I was dead. I was about to live out the greatest fear from my favorite horror film, made even more terrifying in glorious, bloody HD -- I was going to be taken over and used as a vessel for evil, and there was nothing I could do to prevent it from happening.

I never found out what caused the lights to come on. No one ever appeared in the office, and I've never seen this happen again. Eventually, all of the lights turned off again, and the radio stopped playing. I stayed at work for another hour, but I never got up and walked around trying to find out if something was really there. I was too scared.

When the radio turned on in a cubicle near me, I almost peed my pants. I could hardly control my fear anymore, honestly. The crazy part was, it was so much fun, and I couldn’t help but make a little joke at my own expense about it, digging up an old Penny Arcade strip about casting demons out with the Necrowombicon.

And that’s what's so great about movies like Invasion of the Body Snatchers and games like Dead Space. The horror, the fear, the sheer terror created by them can scare your pants off, but it can be so much fun in the process that that fear runs side by side with a sense of glee.

We like to be scared. We like that moment when the monster pops out and makes you gasp, only to remember that it isn’t real, that you’re still in the movie theater or on your couch and everyone else was just as scared as you. Then, you chuckle, and maybe you glance at the person next to you as if to admit you were both tricked, just for a moment.

And really, isn’t that what’s so great about Halloween? First the trick, then the treat? After all, “That grinning, glowing, globular invader of your living room is an inhabitant of the pumpkin patch, and if your doorbell rings and nobody's there, that was no Martian -- it's Halloween.” -- Orson Welles, in his final line of the radio broadcast of War of the Worlds.

 
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October 27, 2009
I bought Dead Space last week and I'd be lying if I wasn't terrified every time I was alone in my house after a session. To me, what's scary about the game isn't just the enemies or the atmosphere, but the sense there is always something there, watching and waiting to strike. It carries on long after I'm done playing, which is true with a lot of horror related media. Knowing you are alone and start to hear and see weird things intensifies everything around you.
Demian_-_bitmobbio
October 27, 2009
So wait, what was it? A roomba? A rapist?
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October 27, 2009
I never found out what caused it, actually. I think I'll edit that into it...
Jason_wilson
October 27, 2009
Andy! I used to be a sports copy editor -- I know what it's like to be in a dark newsroom getting a paper out! Where do you work?
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October 27, 2009
Andy! I used to be a sports copy editor -- I know what it's like to be in a dark newsroom getting a paper out! Where do you work?


@Jason Houston Community Newspapers, a chain of 36-ish weekly, bi-weekly and daily papers in Houston and a bunch more (don't know the official count) in Colorado. We've got a large copy desk that handles about 1.5 million pages per day. On the busiest day, I can be responsible for 7-8 papers. Mucho fun.
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October 27, 2009
Excellent post. I'm not ashamed to admit being a 24 year old that's still afraid of the dark. In my college apartment if the basement door was left open and I wanted to get a drink at night, whether the basement light was on or off I had to close the door. I had visions of crazy four-legged beasts from a world of unspeakable truths and horrors leaping up the steps to devour my gooey insides.

THEN I started to read H.P. Lovecraft and it all got worse.

But you're right. That fear gives a sense of life, and thus glee.
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October 27, 2009
I hope you'll sometime catch this mystery creature that invaded your office. Let's just hope he's not attached to your back or the bottom of your chair.
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October 27, 2009
what a great piece(s)! (I hit the lick form your original post on dead space to this post!)

I'm not a fan of watching horror or playing horror (I always felt horror genre was more about shocking visuals and cheap scares as opposed to creating suspenseful moments or tense situations) - but the way you have shared your experience, I think I'm a fool to have not been more open and less judgemental about the horror genre!

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October 27, 2009
I meant "click from" - sorry for the typo - top line could come out sounding a tad perverted! :D
October 27, 2009
Well now... this just makes me want to play through the game one more time! Such a great gaming experience, Dead Space. Frightening and gratifying.

Playing that game while my wife watched was a bit like the Uncharted 2 commercial, except she knew full well that the game was a game. She still popped popcorn while I played and we watched with dread-filled anticipation of the next horrific gotcha and gruesome death.
Brett_profile
October 27, 2009
Oh man, that sounds terrifying!
Jason_wilson
October 28, 2009
@Andy I started my career in community journalism as a sports editor for a weekly in Northern California. In some ways, it was the most satisfying work of my career. You really come to know the community you're covering, and you feel like you really have an effect on the area.

My favorite memory: One of the high school sports team I covered made me a cake! Sadly, I took the day off to golf with my father when they brought it in, so they ended up eating it when I wasn't there. But I was touched nonetheless.
Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
October 28, 2009
Nice story! Scary!

1. You HAVE to watch Paranormal Activity. Please.

2. I once stayed overnight at the EGM offices, playing Silent Hill 2 for review. BAD IDEA.
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October 28, 2009
@Dan Paranormal Activity is at the top of my list. I've got a seven-week-old son, however, so it isn't easy finding the time. There might be time over the Halloween weekend though.

@Brian Thanks for that though. Now I'll never be able to sit down at the office again.
Ragnaavatar2
November 20, 2009
Sorry it took so long for me to comment, but I wanted to finish Dead Space before reading this post. And yeah, now I can totally back up what you experienced.

That's what's great about horror games: the feeling that something is out there waiting for you doesn't leave when you turn off the game. It will haunt you for a while after. :o
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