Luigi was always my number one character in Super Smash Bros. -- I think I felt sorry for him. After all, he is a really easy target. Which explains why we've chosen him for Quality Assurance. We're really into tearing down easy targets. Surprisingly, we got all the way through this without a single joke about what the plumber does with that Luigi's Mansion ghost vacuum in his spare time.

For those who don't know, Bitmob's Quality Assurance is a feature where we exhuastively examine a video-game personality's attributes and accomplishments. For example, while Gex the gecko may have had to quit his video-game work due to an unfortunate use of homophobic slurs -- he has since made a name for himself selling insurance. And though Donkey Kong has starred in numerous titles, but he is probably most famous for appearing on a paternity episode of Maury to determine if he or King Kong fathered Donkey Kong Jr.

Let's get down to business:

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