Oh, boy! It's time to use your brain again. I know, I know -- it's hard to be smart. But think about it this way: It's easy to be an idiot. So when you read the five seemingly random clue below and fail to guess this week's video game character, you'll still be a winner. Just a winner who is also a loser. Double whammy.

Guess Who

1. Some say having kids is magic. Well, it was for me, at least.

2. I hate when people spell my name wrong. Hello! Get it, right, idiots!

3. My friend is always getting himself into sticky situations. Dude just bites off more than he can chew. 

4. Apparently I'm pretty popular, because some people would kill to watch me work. Can't argue with that.

5. My ex-girlfriend still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Though she does remind me of this hot dance ditty.

Who am I?

Continue after the break to find out.

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Take that! I'm Phoenix Wright.