You have to be smart to guess this week's mystery video game character based on their five seemingly random clues. Not that I'm saying you're an idiot or anything. Well, not yet, at least -- depends on whether or not you get this right.

Guess Who

1. You gotta be kidding me -- someone has copied my schtick? What a dick!

2. Even though I'm not the star of the show, I should be! Talk about false advertising.

3. I love to play tag. Freeze tag, however? Not it.

4. A lot of people think I suck. Bunch of big, dumb meatheads, I say.

5. Say what you will about me now, but I was a good baby. I should thank my mom. Or, better yet, my mom should thank me.

Who am I?

Continue after the break to find out.

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Don't be a sucker -- I'm a Metroid from the Metroid series.