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The 5 Best Bad Games of This Generation

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Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Editor's note: A word of warning: Do not pay full price for any of the titles on Oren's list of so-bad-they're-good games. But if you find one of them while digging through the bargain bin, try it out. You may be pleasantly surprised. -Brett


Sonic Unleashed (360, PS3, Wii)

In Short: Sonic the Hedgehog in yet another adventure. This time, he has a split personality!

Why It's Bad: God-awful nighttime Werehog levels, frame-rate issues. Did I mention the god-awful nighttime Werehog levels?

Why It's Worth Playing: Daytime levels make you believe a 3D Sonic game might actually work, Super Sonic, beautiful visuals (during the day).

Final Thoughts: Yes, this is yet another Sonic revival. And yes, it once again fails to revive the hedgehog we all know and love (or love to hate). However, the daytime levels are a ton of fun, even if they aren’t perfect. Give it a shot, but be prepared to trudge through the GOD-AWFUL WEREHOG LEVELS!

 

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard (360, PS3)

In Short: A parody of old and new games, featuring a fake old-school video-game character called Matt Hazard.

Why It's Bad: Bland environments, repetitive gameplay, horrible music, ridiculous story.

Why It's Worth Playing: Some entertaining humor, voice acting by Will Arnett and Neal Patrick Harris, a variety of locations.

Final Thoughts: Eat Lead is by no means a good game. But if you can get past the repetitive gameplay, you'll find a few good laughs. Plus, did I mention Neal Patrick Harris provides one of the voices?


Alone in the Dark (360, PS3)

In Short: Fight against evil in this survival horror game.

Why It's Bad: Lousy character models, horrible controls, frustrating combat, tons of bugs.

Why It's Worth Playing: Old-school horror feel, unique episodic story delivery, interesting play mechanics, lighting zombies on fire.

Final Thoughts: If you're an old-school survival horror fan, I recommend giving Alone in the Dark a shot, especially the enhanced PS3 version. Also, you can find it for dirt cheap.


Deadly Premonition (360)

In Short: Twin Peaks meets old-school survival horror.

Why It's Bad: PS2-quality graphics, poorly written dialog, tank controls a la Resident Evil 1.

Why It's Worth Playing: Weird, quirky characters and story, $20 budget pricing, 20 hours of gameplay.

Final Thoughts: I highly recommend trying out Deadly Premonition. There's frankly no other game like it out there. Plus, you’ll fall in love with the town's theme song.


Earth Defense Force 2017 (360)

In Short: A nameless soldier with tons of guns battles giant aliens, giant robots, and other very big things.

Why It's Bad: Low-resolution textures, bland environments, frame-rate issues, and a nonexistent story.

Why It's Worth Playing: Pure, mindless fun and splitscreen co-op.

Final Thoughts: If you can find Earth Defense Force 2017 in a store near you, don’t hesitate to pick it up. You won’t regret the purchase. Make sure you recruit a buddy for some fantastic co-op on the couch.


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Comments (15)
Default_picture
June 01, 2010

Onechanbara for Xbox 360 should be on this list, too.

In Short: Bikini-clad babes with swords and guns killing zombies.

The Bad: Repetitive game play, poor textures, simple level design

The Reason it Should be on the List: Visceral sword play, hot babes, and many costumes.

Final Thought: Despite the poor graphics (although the main characters are well done), you will be surprised at how fun it is to get your blood gauge filled and enter into rampage mode. If you like achievements, this is a fun game to get all 1000 points.

Lance_darnell
June 01, 2010

I've heard Earth Defense Force is worth playing. And considering none of your reasons why it was bad had anything to do with gameplay, I may give it a shot.

Franksmall
June 01, 2010

EDF is awesome, Lance. Buy it if you can find it! Grab a friend for splitscreen and throw on some of your own tunes instead of listening to the in game soundtrack for an even better experience.

I am also with Oren on all these other games on this list too. They are all highly flawed, but worth checking out. If there is one I would say stay away from it would be Sonic. The werehog levels are truly excruciating.

I never played Eat Lead, so I can't comment on that one.

Default_picture
June 01, 2010

I was hoping EDF was on this list and lo and behold it was. I really do like the game (I even played through the whole thing).

You should add terrible enemy AI to Eat Lead's category. The enemies were atrociously stupid.

I also feel bad for at least trying to play 4 of the 5 on this list.

You hit the nail on the head with Sonic and AitD though.
Sonic's daytime was awesome, I gave up after two nighttime levels.

AitD was just frustratingly boring.

Dsc00669
June 01, 2010

R.A.D. (Robot Alchemic Drive) for PS2 is pretty awful-good too.

Default_picture
June 01, 2010

Frank, while putting on some alternate tunes for EDF might be a good idea, it would be a disaster of epic proportions if anyone who played it missed out on the hilarious voice acting.  "We're on a thrilling underground adventure!"

Default_picture
June 01, 2010

A lot of EDF fans here. I bought it and played a few levels, but it was too frustrating at times. I would have beat it, but I guess other games were more important. EDF has one of the highest frame rates I've seen, though.

Bm_luke
June 01, 2010

 

You've got to go with Matt Hazard - not nearly the parody it could have been, but well worth a bargain bin price.  And the XBox Live sequel is even better (cheaper, actually in the style of the games it's parodying, and taking the piss out of its own unsuccessful predecessor.)

But under NO CIRCUMSTANCES expose yourself to Onechanbara - sorry Tim, but it's so bad it's bad and nothing else.  Utterly unplayable after approximately one minute of repetition, and the "Hot babes" look like a tech demo for a waxwork melting simulator.  And that's not counting the underage girl.  Go for the movie instead, which really is awesome insane idiotic Feather-Boa wearing Cowboy Samurai Girl versus Zombies.

Default_picture
June 02, 2010

I am surprised you mainly stuck with 360 games over all ...

Default_picture
June 02, 2010

I've tried every game on this list except Earth Defense. I'll second what Luke said in response to Tim. Onechanbara is just plain bad. Don't play it! :) Another bad one that has to be avoided is Infernal: Hell's Vengeance. The first level gave me such a headache. I'm having a hard time coming up with anything bad worth playing. You could try Raven Squad for 15 minutes just to laugh at the bad voice acting, or Rogue Warrior for the amusing opening and ridiculous one-liners. The Lord of the Rings: Conquest isn't good either and yet I played through it from both sides. I'm not sure why I kept playing, but at least it is a short game. Secret Service is one I'll always remember because it was the first time I saw a 0 point achievement. I unloaded a whole clip without hitting anyone, oops.

Default_picture
June 02, 2010

I think you guys didn't give Onechanbara a chance. You have to beat the game to appreciate it. It seems like you gave up on it before you got a single rampage. It is repetitive, but the bosses have unique combat that mixes things up. Enemies are varied enough, too. Certain enemies require certain tactics. Each playable character has unique combat moves. The sword play is tighter than you think, too. At first, getting a long combo seems difficult, but once you get the timing down, getting combos is quite rewarding. And, if you are looking for achievements, this is a game where you can get all 1000 points.

100media_imag0065
June 02, 2010

Alone in the Dark for the 360 is one of the best survival horror games of this generation. I had none of the problems people claim to have had (or lied about having, since they never actually played the game). The difficulty was perfect. I probably died about 15 times throughout the entire experience and that is just about right for a 20 hour game. The controls were just like any other third person horror action game. Smooth and responsive. The item management was so simple a chimp could do it. The graphics were top notch and the story was engaging.

Some reviewers, like IGN, were WAY too harsh on the game. I don't know a single friends who didn't love the game after buying despite some bad reviews. Reviewers look for perfection and reduce points for everything that is not just that, perfect. Some of them give fantastic games like Metro 2033 bad reviews. Even Halo and Uncharted got bad reviews. Play the game before passing judgement, otherwise you are just a liar.

Default_picture
June 03, 2010

I definitely didn't play Onechanbara long but I wasn't writing a review. If I was I'd complete the game :) I try a lot of games so if a game starts off poorly I probably won't stick with it. I do have a friend who had to review Onechanbara and I trust his opinion which wasn't good for that one. I tried the Xbox 360 version, not sure if the Wii one is any better.

Default_picture
June 03, 2010

Jonathan, the whole point of this article is to pick a game that was poorly reviewed, but expose whatever good that game has to offer. If I reviewed Onechanbara, I wouldn't recommend it for the masses.

It is very easy to look at the game and say "it's bad". But, if you play it you will see that the combat is almost at the level of Ninja Gaiden. The combat is very tight. I honestly think that anyone that makes games should play it to see the combat. It is unique and should be imitated.

Hitting a long combo string is one of the most memorable moments I have had in gaming.

If you're a fan of Japanese pop culture and fan service, this is a must buy as a budget title.

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June 03, 2010

"Werehog" doesn't even make sense. Wouldn't that be a guy who turns into a hog?

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