We don't want to brag or anything, but we're pretty good at Mario. There isn't a Mario game we can't beat. Except for, uh, maybe this one:

Just kidding! We can totally beat this insanely hard Mario hack that makes us want to cry. That is, if we were even capable of crying while playing tear-inducing Mario hacks (we're not). Just don't ask us to play this. Because, well, once you beat it, it's old news, y'know? Seriously! Don't make us play this again! The pain! The paaaiiiin!

Told you we're good at Mario.