Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen and Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi have been competing for the "Craziest Bastard in the Universe" award for the past few weeks. We've all witnessed as the son of Martin Sheen and Gadhafi -- who is probably also related to Martin Sheen -- have taken turns one uping each other in the press. Now, the two are joining forces to give gamers the chance to compete with them in a new motion-controlled game titled The Asshole Olympics with Charlie Sheen and Moammar Gadhafi for the Nintendo Wii, Xbox Kinect, and PlayStation Move systems.

Players will waggle their way straight to the loony bin in over 30 recreations of famous moments from the lives of Sheen and Gadhafi. Don't worry though, this won't be your typical mini-game collection. In events like I'M HIGH ON CHARLIE SHEEN, players must wag their arms aggressively and scream into the microphone while the interviewer silently judges them. In Dictator mode, wannabe Gadhafis get to systematically kill their own people while claiming that the rebels are all high on wacky Al Qaeda drugs.

Reports claim that Gary Busey has already signed on to appear in the game, and Mel Gibson is waiting for his "special services" to confirm that there aren't any jews involved before he commits to anything.

The game is being developed by Irrational Games in Boston. "We were getting really sick of those infants at Epic getting all the recognition for their childish dick jokes," said Irrational Games' Ken Levine while hiding under his desk from Mel Gibson's Jew-detection service. "We knew that we could create the most totally offensive game ever, and thankfully this subject material presented itself to us...I just wish Charlie would stop calling me Chaim Levine."

When asked if the game would include Sheen's famous live-in "goddesses," the producer would only say, "well, one of the secret levels is pillow fighting -- do with that what you will."