I'm surprised I'm playing so much Tribes: Ascend. I preferred Team Fortress Classic for my flag-capturing thrills back in the day, but now I'm gliding across those gigantic Tribes maps faster than a skier with a Wile E. Coyote rocket strapped to his back.

Still, I could never move as fast as the guy in this video does. He uses just about every trick imaginable (including grenade explosions to increase his velocity) to zoom to the enemy base and back again in 30 seconds. No one had a chance of stopping him.