Dangling modifiers, passive voice and serial commas, oh my! We here in the unassuming brick building in an unassuming office park that houses Bitmob could utilize editing assistance provided by yourself. Which is a horrific way of saying: We're looking for editors to join the Bitmob team.

Were not looking for any average normal joes however, we need editors who really knows his stuff.

Can you instinctively spot comma splices, bad grammar, run on sentences and poor punctuations, mispellings, cliches, as well as the stuff listed in the first sentence above, all without anyone explaining to you what those all mean, in other words, does this write up make your eyes cry rage?

We have no money to offer, we can only put your name in bright lights (aka the "Staff Box"), send you a occasional free game, you receive a complement from us, and help you advance your career in gaming editorial. You might even cover a press event for us once in a while.

If your still interested and have a few hours each week you can dedicate towards us (for editing and writing of articles) please send us an email at letters[at]bitmob.com with the subject "Editor Wanted". In your email, please email us these attachments:

1. Your resume

2. This article, copy and pasted into a MS Word document, with tracked changes showing us everything youd change to turn this piece of turd writing into a piece of gold writing.

3. The same article with all changes implemented, showing us the clean polished final product.

In a couple of weeks, you're submissions will be sorted through by us, and will see if anyones qualified to join the team. If so, we'll get in touch!

BTW, if your unclear about a few stylistic choices, like whether we use serial commas or not, do not worry about that for now because we will teach you those things. Just knowing what those are is more important to us.

Hint: we hate passive voice.