As it is being reported by various websites, Microsoft is releasing a 120 gig slim version of the xbox 360 which is due out this fall.  It's funny too, it was Amazon Germany that let the schnitzel out of the shoozel slogan.  

The new slim will be the same shitty white as your current xbox but it will also have that metallic shine to it so you will get something new and shinny.  Still, it's white and white is so 2006.  After Microsoft showed off the black model it's really hard to find any appeal in the white model.

At this point you're probably thinking '"Hey, this is a pretty good deal.  I'm gonna go buy 10 of them on my credit card".  WELL STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!  Because the third and final strike for this turd is it has no build-in wi-fi.  Now that's devastating!

You see up until this point I have not owned nor would I want an xbox.  I knew the 360 would release a better console in the later years so I decide to wait.  Yup, that's right.  I waited 5 years to buy my first xbox because I didn't want any bullshit that came with the first gen.  You had your RRoD, you had the system eating disc, you had to buy a wi-fi adaptor, why is it so loud, waaaaa, waaaaa, waaaaa.  It was a lot of problem and I got no time for problems.

After purchasing my 250 gig on launch day, I couldn't be happier.  I got my wi-fi, got no mess, no attachments. I got no bullshit.  The last thing I want on my new xbox is a giant rat tail hanging from it so I could have wi-fi.  

So shell out the extra cash and grab the 250 gig, you will be glad you did.

Paul Mullin

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