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Pac-Man Gaming Chair Will Wakka Wakka Your Ass
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tags: Pac-Man

Everyone knows Pac-Man has an eating problem. And a drug problem. But did you know he also has an ass problem? No, not a problem with his own ass (wait, does he even have one?), but the asses of others. Still confused? OK, let's dump this one on you slowly: He likes to wakka wakka wakka your pooper! It's true! And we have evidence via this concept gaming chair [via Geekologie]:

Eww! That's just disgusting. Though, we wonder if the wakka wakka sensation is like a massage chair? Hmm. Yes, that's an interesting thought. So, does anyone know where we can get one of these? Y'know -- for, uh, research purposes. Hey, someone has to do it! Sigh...the kind of shit we put our asses through for science...

Continue after the break for some shots of this ass-eating chair in action.

 

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Comments (3)
Lance_darnell
September 16, 2009
I think if you sit in it and it closes you will be sucked into another dimension where all of those pellets and ghosts went to.

I would definitely buy this - its very retro!

Though all I can think about now is wether Pac-Man has an ass.... hmmmmm?
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September 16, 2009
If he doesn't have an ass, that dude must be maaaaaaaaddd constipated.
Lance_darnell
September 16, 2009
:D - All those pellets and no ass - definitely!!!! :D
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