Note: Even though today is April Fool's Day, all of these videos are legit. Sigh, yes, even the excrement-themed Duke Nukem Forever one.

Video Blips:

• Throwing feces around? Real mature, Duke Nukem Forever. How old are you? 14?

Continue after the break for a preview of indie mech game Hawken, a look at four vicious ladies throwing down in Mortal Kombat’s tag-team mode, and a trailer for LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean.

• I can't remember the last time I've been this excited over a mech-combat game like Hawken. While watching this trailer, however, I did start to feel a little motion sickness come up. I have to remember not to read while riding in the mech suit.

• Check out Mortal Kombat's tag-team mode. With it, we conveniently get to see four different scantily clad women in the depicted match over the regular two.

• The levels in LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean span across all four of the feature films. So that means we're only going to see one of these games, right?