Bah-dah-DA-DAAAAAAAAAH!

Video Blips:

• GoldenEye 007: Reloaded's multiplayer has everything you'd expect (e.g., an Oddjob to ban) and some things you wouldn't. Splitscreen multiplayer is back like slap bracelets...except that we're glad it's back.

Hit the break for Sideway: New York's dimensional mash-up, Zumba Fitness 2's relentless booty shaking, and a Martian attack in The War of the Worlds.

• Sideway: New York launched on PSN this week. It looks kind of like Comix Zone, only slightly less impossible.

• This is what you'll see when you start up Zumba Fitness 2 on your Wii next month. Videos like this lead me to believe that the Bomont city council was right after all.

• In this video for The War of the Worlds, Patrick Stewart describes an attack by Martian tripods. I gotta say, it sounds like he's taking the invasion pretty well. If I was narrating the destruction of Earth, you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sound of me shitting myself.