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What the Hell: Toad Is A Total Asshole
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Get ready to have you childhood ruined! So you remember Toad from Super Mario Bros.? The little mushroom dude who happily informs you that you're wasting your goddamn time searching for that impossible-to-find princess? Well, he's secretly been giving you a double dose of finger FU's. Don't believe us? Check this photo here [via Geekologie]:

Looks innocent, huh? So you think! Continue after the break to see Toad's true nature.

 

That son of a bitch!

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Comments (15)
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August 06, 2009
He is still wearing a diaper as well.
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August 06, 2009
That's what happens when you have to wait in a castle for weeks waiting for some dude to show up asking for some princess.
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August 06, 2009
Yeah, but he how is he in all the castles still wearing the same diaper? So my guess it is not towards us, but towards the creator for not chaning his diaper 8)
Jason_wilson
August 06, 2009
I've always hated Toad. This image justifies my hate.
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August 06, 2009
What!?! That son-of...next time i see that guy I'm going to punch him in the back of the head!
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August 06, 2009
Just think it was rated E for Everyone all this time. 8)
Me_and_luke
August 06, 2009
Haha, that's awesome. I wonder how Miyamoto would respond to that. I've always had a dislike for Toad as well, as his character in all of the NES Mario Bros games proved to be disheartening, nonathletic, and just plain annoying (I guess that'd be Mario Bros 1, 2, and 3, respectively).
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August 06, 2009
Why are people just noticing this?
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August 06, 2009
"That son of a bitch!"

I can just imagine Donahoe saying that in his fake pissed off tone. Haha, good stuff! Bring us MOAR Donahoe.
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August 06, 2009
I've never liked Toad, this just cements my hatred of the little bastard. The one time he was useful was in Super Mario 2, and that was all in Mario's dream anyway.
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August 06, 2009
I now wanna squish Toad like a Goomba.
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August 06, 2009
Or it can be two thumbs up. But Toad has always had this douchey aura around him so I'll stick with the two longest fingers. Remember, he is a fungi.
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August 06, 2009
Whoa, I never knew.
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September 10, 2009
Excellent investigative journalism here! ;D
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September 10, 2009
He is SO not psilocybin. What a jerk.
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