I wasn't really sure if this was appropriate content for Bitmob, but I figured if Chris "Cosmo" Ross can play the poet, I can play the troubadour.

I wrote a song about the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever when it was still current and only recently recorded it with my sparkly new microphone.

I'm sure Mr. Nukem is spinning in his grave at my falsetto vocals and lack of bitchin' electric guitar riffs.

Clicky here for the tune.

I wanted to embed that, but it doesn't seem possible at the moment. Anyone know how to embed audio on Bitmob?

Also: as the comments on Chris's poem got a little ugly, I'd like to make it clear that I always welcome constructive criticism, but I have no intention of starting a music career.