A "murderous monarch" wearing nothing but a crown and a fig leaf. Sounds like our idea of a fun game.

Video Blips:

• Here's the perfect game for illiterate parents to buy their kids this holiday season: Fairytale Fights. The game where cute fairytale characters dismember the shit out of each other. [GameTrailers]

Continue after the break for a glimpse at a European Tekken 6 tournament, a wacky LEGO Rock Band trailer, and all the cool stuff you'll get if you buy the Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Limited Edition.

• Namco Bandai's Lee Kirton claims that "everybody wants to be the king of the Iron Fist." Did you know that you had that career goal inside of you? [GameVideos]

• This LEGO Rock Band trailer makes all sorts of sense. What, between the T-Rex roadie and riding LEGO lava like a surf board -- what's so strange about that? [GameTrailers]

• If you buy the Limited Edition version of Battlefield: Bad Company 2, you get access to all sorts of special weapons. Don't even bother reading reviews, just go buy the game ASAP unless you want to miss out. [GameVideos]