Since we had someone that does not like lists.  Lance asked what about a Recipe for an article?  So here is my attempt at such a feat and hope y'all like it.

1 LB of Huge Enviroments

2 Different Sides

1/2 cup of Action

1/2 cup of Adventure

1 Smooth Hero w/ Flaming Horse

   First you take the 1 LB of Huge Enviroments and mold them out.  While you do this Mini-Bosses and Boss Battles will rise up.  Now depending on how you like your enviroments you may have to smooth out for over 18 months.  Yes as it takes this much or longer to get almost everything you want just right in one massive Enviroment.  Don't forget you have to add hidden places in your enviroment as well for people to come back to later in the game like this enviroment will have.

  So once you have completed the bottom portion which is the enviroment then you can add the two different sides.  One side shall be good that hates you and the other is evil side who also hates you.  Yes I know a win, win situation for everyone.  Once you Drop the first side which should be evil.  Please expect some changes to the enviroment which you just created.  As evil will give you a darker tone and well can be hazardous if you get to close.  

   With the good part when adding please be careful to watch your hands.  Once the good is placed as they keep above the enviroments searching for the part yet to be placed in this wonderful receipe.  The good seeks out vengence as they have been trapped to this enviroment unwillingly so please avoid them when possible for the moment.

Now since you are closer to being finished.  In a seperate area mix 1/2 cup of Action and 1/2 cup of adventure together.  With this it will set the stage for exploring areas to uncover some wonderful things.  The action portion will give this receipe the right amount of kick that is needs.  Really with what we have all ready Action/Adventure will help the two different sides among the last element of this receipe.    After Mixing these really well not to over power one or the other pour over the enviroment and make sure every nook and cranny is hit.

For the last part 1 Hero with a flaming horse needs to be created.  As this may be the soul purpose for adding the two sides to this particular enviroment.  Once you add the Hero to the enviroment he can enjoy the action & adventure you just poured.  Since you also put Good & Evil before him which both look to harm the hero.  He will have to face them both and try to find out who destroyed the enviroment.  With his entry into the land he can now call upon a Flaming Horse that only he can ride.

* You can put as many Bad Ass Weapons as you want in this as well to maximize enjoyment.

Once complete with adding 1 Hero with a flaming horse please let it sit and wait for it to turn gold.  Then make multiple copies and ship worldwide for many people to enjoy.  Once you taste please enjoy with a smile and tell people what you think.

*Check out 1:44 to 1:47 for a BFG that just looks awesome for explosions*

*Concept art was used from the Darksiders community and the youtube video was used from Machinima.