I'm more of a limerick man, but I can get behind a haiku every once in awhile.

Well clearly I prefer haiku,

but I can do limmericks too!

I'll brainstorm one now

And thus show you how

I'm writing a new one for you:

There once was a hero named Cole

Who wondered if he had a soul.

He blasted some guys

And finally got wise

While climbing a telephone pole!