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A Year Sure Comes Quickly (Write Your Own Adventure)
Me
Friday, May 14, 2010

The year is over, the cruise ship has come back and either left you to your own devices (or a quick burial) or picked you up and and whisked you to life-preserver humping freedom. 

If you missed the original prompt, you can read it here

Alex R. Cronk-Young: "My Adventure is Better Than Yours"

Alex brings us an adventure of killing the bear/shark with it's own ridiculousness, and then living out a gamer's dream: doing absolutely nothing but playing video games in a small room --in a house they don't own-- and eating reconstituted/freeze-dried food. But never fear, his fleshlight is near. I just...hope he can find some clean water that isn't filled with salt to clean it out.  

Andrew Hiscock: "My Adventure is Chosen"

Andrew brings us the seizure of the end-boss's lair for his rum and spear-gun filled enjoyment. Leave it to a scuba-diver to actually be able to exist and catch real food on an island out in the middle of nowhere. 

Matt Giguere "What Happened to Ralph"

Matt brings us the darker side of the island and its magic, as well as the only thing worse than a bear riding a land-shark: a zombified one. Although his fears haunt him through his stay, his wheat vodka and cranberries should be sufficient enough to make his own drunken real-life tetris game. 

 
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Comments (6)
Alexemmy
May 14, 2010


Is there really a reason I'd need to clean it out?


Me
May 14, 2010


You ever fill a surgical glove with pudding? Replace that pudding with something gross. 


Alexemmy
May 14, 2010


@Mark - Man, don't you listen to SModcast? It's got a cap on the bottom that you unscrew to drain it out. As long as I do that before it dries, I'll be good. Though my pile in the corner of the room might begin to become a problem.


Lance_darnell
May 14, 2010


Awesome. Simply, awesome.


Me
May 14, 2010


@Alex Mr. Smith has the luxury of having a fleshlight in every single room of the house. You sir, have one. If he ruins one, it's not that big of a deal. I'm pretty sure you gotta wipe that thing out at some point! :)


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May 14, 2010


If anything, Jason has come out a little wiser thanks to Alex's #10 item :)


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