They say power corrupts. Does gaming power corrupt games? By at least one account, it sure does. Now, I've had the pleasure of playing with one Dan "Shoe" Hsu, and even more, he's currently on my Bitmob tournament team. However against my own interest it is, I could not stand by idly as he blatantly disregards all that makes Halo good, and frankly, super serial. See the shocking evidence yourself below from a multiplayer match. If you prefer video form, the clip can be downloaded right here.

Dan Hsu, pictured above running from the camera and attempting to hide the evidence. That sword is probably illegal too, geeze.

Do you see that? Clearly he hacked his Sprint to stick to his back. During the duration of this hack, Mr. Hsu communicated to his teammates he was unable to even use the Sprint ability. This must be some part of a greater plan to advantage the team by crippling himself, much like a blind man experiences enhanced hearing. Cheating in your own website's tournament? There is a special level of hell reserved for people like you, sir.

Note: If you think I'm being serious, relax. Breathe. This is merely a tongue-in-cheek account of an odd glitch we encountered while playing. I'm looking forward to many more games with you, Shoe! :)