I am not very good at fighting games. The most obvious reason is that I don't practice at them. The truth of the matter is that none of my friends play fighting games. I tried to get my roommate into street fighter 4 when it came out but despite his initial enthusiasm he gave up rather quickly as I wiped the floor with him time and time again.
The poor boy is afraid of me playing as her. I might as well be whipping him with Dan.
Pretty much the only reason I won was that I had more time with my character of choice (I play sakura because I know how to do Ryu's moves but he's not cute enough.) and had viewed a series of tutorials by David Sirlin about Super Street Fighter 2 turbo on youtube.
He's actually afraid of what I learned from this series of tutorials.
So, unable to play against a friend, I choose to try the online play. The never ending march of people completely and totally destroying me ended up being too demoralizing to continue. So I am officially too good to play against beginners to get better and too bad to improve while playing against experts.
I think one of the primary reasons to blame for this is the universally terrible single player experience in fighting games.
My primary mode of play in fighting games is the single player arcade mode. Where I learn nothing more then to do slightly educated button mashing and combo timing while burning through weak as hell enemies. Then I reach the point where the game stops 'fucking around' and beats me into the dirt while I eat continues at the 'you suck' buffet and wait for the game to let me win.
The worst experience I ever had with this is Setsuka in Soul Calibur 3. My friend Justin is about 10 times better at that particular game then me and even he dies at least 20 times every time he's put up against that umbrella toting bitch.

This is the true face of evil.
The thing I have heard time and time again from people is that you can't learn to play fighting games by fighting against the computer. Things that don't work on humans always work on the computer and things that would work on a human never fool the computer. People don't even think about this anymore. It's just a universal truth.
Well why the hell doesn't an AI programmer get off their ass and figure this one out?















