Editor's note: Nick has done a brave, yet silly thing. He's identified himself as a threat to the worldwide community of PC gamers with this libelous, potentially explosive article! This is where you, the Bitmob community, come in. Do your best to correct Nick's misconceptions of computer gaming, and he may survive the week. -Omar
I'll admit it: I've never been a fan of the PC. I've been playing console games for 20 years, but the appeal of gaming on a computer has always eluded me.
It's not that I have some sort of irrational bias against PC gaming. On the contrary, I've tried appreciating the medium before. Unfortunately, a few factors have always impeded my enjoyment of computer gaming.
So I want to try a simple exercise. Here's how it works:
I'll throw out some reasons why I don't like PC gaming. Then Bitmob's PC community, can tell me if there are any known remedies to the problems confronting me. And if you can think of any advantages the PC interface has over consoles, be sure to talk about those, too.
Trust me, I'm not being intentionally antagonistic here. I want to encourage a productive discussion about the advantages of gaming on a computer. My goal is to gain a better understanding of PC gaming while giving PC users a chance to dispel what are probably some common arguments against their medium of choice.
I'd encourage you to be civil, but this is Bitmob -- I don't expect to read any negative comments.
OK, here we go.
1) PC gaming's control scheme: the key ingredient
If you own a console, go ahead and pick up one of your controllers. Now hold it. You feel that? The way your fingers just fall into place on the buttons and joystick? The weight distribution makes the controller feel light yet sturdy.
Now place your left hand on the keyboard of your computer. Feel the way your hand just lies there, with no real support or guidance. Doesn't that feel a lot less natural than holdin
g a controller?
It does to me, at least. I've never been able to control a character in a PC title as precisely as a character in a console title. The keyboard, while conducive to typing, does not lend itself well to gaming. With the WASD control scheme, you have to use at least two fingers on the same hand to control a character's movements. I find this scheme a lot less fluid and precise than using a joystick, or even a D-pad.
So, PC gamers, tell me: Do you think controls are as comfortable and accurate as console controls? Do I dislike keyboard controls simply because I haven't played enough PC games?
2) Specs and speculation
According to my system specifications, my computer has an nVIDIA GeForce 6100 graphics card. I'm not a tech-savvy guy, so I have no idea if my GPU is powerful (it probably isn't -- I've had this computer for four years).
When it comes to PCs, I know the basics: how to set up a wireless router, how to make my way around various applications like Excel and Word, etc. But when you start talking about 4GB DDR2 RAM and Dual DVI-I connectors, the confusion begins.
Half the time, I can't tell whether or not a game will run well on my computer. One of the reasons I prefer playing on a console is because I know that everything is automatically going to look the best it can when I put it in the system. With PC gaming, I can make an educated guess as to whether a certain game will run on my computer. But needing to know so many different technological concepts keeps me from being certain that a game will run smoothly.
As an example, take a look at Amazon's product description for the EVGA 01G-P3-N945-LR GeForce 9400 GT 1GB DDR2 PCI-E 2.0 Graphics Card (are they serious with that name?):
The features of the 9400 GT 01G-P3-N945-LR include the GeForce 9400 GT(550MHz clock) chipset, 1GB of 128-bit DDR2 memory with a 400 MHz clock with an effective rate of 800 MHz, 1400MHz Shader Clock, 16 processing cores, PCI Express 2.0 compatibility, Dual DVI-I connectors, 12.8GB per second memory bandwidth, NVIDIA unified architecture, Full Microsoft DirectX 10 support, NVIDIA PureVideo HD technology, and OPEN GL 2.1 support.
What the hell does all that mumbo jumbo mean? It looks like technical terminology soup. I just want to know if the damn thing will run Dragon Age well.
So, PC gamers, tell me: Isn't it kind of confusing and tedious to figure out if a certain game will run on your PC? Is there an easy way to find out whether Dragon Age will run on your computer well? Or am I just too much of a dunce to figure this stuff out?
3) Like that token uncle, PC gaming makes you feel uncomfortable
My ass hurts. Before you get any immature thoughts as to the reason, allow me to explain: I'm sitting in my dilapidated computer chair.
As I said in my previous article, I don't have a lot of money to throw around. And though my butt feels like someone recently kicked it, I certainly have higher purchasing priorities than a new chair.
When I play console games, I have options. I can sit in my sweet rocking chair, on my couch, or lay in my comfy waterbed (no, I'm not an '80s pornstar). With my PC, the only viable option I have is to sit in my decrepit, wooden computer chair.
Sure, you could counter this argument by saying, "Well, that's just your computer chair. My computer chair feels like it's made out of clouds of Jell-O." But then you'd be missing my point.
I'm a console gamer, so my ass can be more discriminating about where it wants to plop itself. My desktop is highly unportable; it's not like I can move it to a place with a more comfortable seat. I'm definitely not going to move my couch over to my PC just to play The Sims.
Also, console gaming doesn't require me to sit two feet away from the screen to discern what's happening in the game I'm playing. With console games, I can sit further away from the screen, thus preserving my retinas.

"Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!"
I realize that I'm typing this article using the very machine I'm berating. But as I said earlier, PCs are made for this type of thing. When I'm typing or using the Internet, I take breaks at regular intervals to give my eyes a rest. Hypothetically, I could take breaks while playing a PC game, but that would take me out of the experience.
So, PC gamers, tell me: Are there any comfort advantages that a PC has over a console? Why would I want to hunch over a 17-inch monitor to play a PC game when I can sprawl out on my waterbed (just in case you forgot I own one) and play my console on a bigger screen? What is an easy solution to this comfort conundrum?
Now that I've given you three reasons why I don't like PC gaming, I want you to tell me some advantages that PCs have over consoles. Why do you enjoy PC gaming? What sets it apart from console gaming? Also, be sure to come up with counter-arguments to my criticisms of PC gaming.













