In a fight between Mario and Pac-Man, who would win? This isn't an age-old question, but it is certainly a die-hard video-game nerd debate. Here's one artist's take on how that fight might go. I'm going to flag this NSFW due to Mario's half-hearted attempt at naked pole dancing [via The Retroist]:

I like the idea that Pac-Man is sort of like a snake's head and won't stop chomping even if he's dead.