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Bitmobbers on Twitter: Field Week Recap
Lance_darnell
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Last week, Bitmobbers and 1uppers celebrated Field Week. There was games, prizes, and good times for all. Everyday I asked the Bitmob community a question, and they would respond on Twitter. I have collected the responses from the whole week, and made this Bitmobbers on Twitter: Field Week Recap. Each page has a different day's answers, so let's get started!

And if you are interested in seeing who the second winner is then just jump to the bottom of the last page!

 

Bitmobbers on Twitter Day One

What are some original ideas for a franchise spin-off? 


@MHMason - M.H. Mason

-Imagine: Imagine Developer

 

@brianesu – Brian Shirk

-Braid 3D

-Sonic the Hedgehog: Eggman’s Space Quest

-Dissidia Final Fantasy: Extreme Makeover

-Chocobo’s Mysterious Dungeon: Cockfighting Extravaganza

 

@fietclub – Daniel Feit

-Tony Hawk Ride the Snake, a harrowing Crystal Meth simulator

-Sneak King-dom Hearts

 

@videosta – Frank Anderson

-Petz: Sea Monkeys 

-God of War 16: Still Pissed and Slayin' 

-Wii Play: Butt-Wiiper-- Glory Goes to he with the Fastest Wipe! 

-The Sims: Big Love Edition- Polygamy Fun 

-Call of Duty: Ask Don't Tell 

-Twilight: The Video Game--- or Looking Sullen with Edward Cullen 

-Cooking Mama: China Edition-- Dogs, Cats and Whale Penis, Oh My! 

-Harvest Moon: Hydroponic Marijuana Growin' Fun

-Warioware: Wii Shovelware Simulator 

-Leisure Suit Larry: You Bought This When You Could Have Just Looked At Porn For Free On The Internetz?: Edition

-Heavy Rain 2: Chocolate Rain

-Heavy Rain 4: Acid Rain

-You're Not In The Movies: A Binge Drinking, Coke Snorting Adventure Starring Lindsay Lohan. 

-Biggest Looser: Unscrewed!

-SWAT: Arizona Edition- "May I See Your Papers

-Tony Hawk Ride 2- because the idea that they are making a second Ride is friggin hilarious!

-Dead Body Jenga. 

-Grand Theft Auto V: Tucson Ruckus.

-Pokemon: Puke Green or Doo-Doo Brown... Because we know you will buy it no matter WHAT we call it! 

 

@cojirro – Travis McReynolds

-Heavy Rain 3: Purple Rain

-Guitar Hero: Kidz Bop

-Lego Bioshock

-Wii Music 2: Will Anyone Buy This? 

-Halo: Reach- Just Jetpacks Edition 

-Some Monkey Island bullshit. People still play that, right? 

-Litte Big Planet 2 PSP. Oh wait, I've already said too much.

-Fuzion Frenzy 3. Natal is, of course, required. 

-Final Fantasy XIII: Arcade Edition. Now with time attack mode. 

 

@mi_wuz_here – Jeffrey Sandlin

-God of War: Hardcore Chainsaw Volleyball. Roid freaks in speedos! Murder and sideball!

-Batgirl: Arkham Asylum

 

@proper_kill – Jazz English

-Phat Princess: Rap Queens Love Cake too

-the Artist Formerly known as Prince of Persia

-The Official Doom Clone 

-Left 4 Bread 2: a Whole other loaf of Horror

-Left 4 Bread: Bake Shop of Horror 

-My Petz Mercy Killing: This Puppy Needs a Special Shot 

-Cabela's Boring Redneck Simulator 

-Little Big Planet 2 DLC: Premade Penis Levels. Cause you where gona make 'em your selves anyway! 

-Need for Speed: Soccer Mom in a Hurry 

-Assassin's Creed Brotherhood: College of Killers

-Grand Theft Auto: Pee in Cup Drug Test attatchment

-Dog Fighting: Heart Gold and Soul Silver 

-Halo Reach: More Aliens, Space Men, and Future Weapons. 

-Build a Pedo-Bear Work Shop for Nintendo DS

-Barbie Pony Adventure: Escape from Glue Factory 

-Final Fantasy XIII: The First RPG on Rails!

-Epic Mickey: Leather, Whips, and Full Anal Penetration 

-DJ Hero: ICP. Comes with Faygo! 

-Iron Man 2 the game: ... this game kinda makes fun of itself. 

-DS Friendly Novels: For the Gamer that doesn't want to appear to like those book things 

-Infinity Ward Management System: Technically... you can sue someone for any stupid fucking reason! 

-Infinity Ward Management System: Fire 'em All!

-Madden 2011: Locke Room Shenanigans Date Simulator 

-Professor Layton and the Recurring Puzzle

 

@lukeisamazing - Luke Waters

-Killzone 3: I mean, we’re trying here.

 

@andrewjhiscock – Andrew Hiscock

 

-Wii Now This is Music 

-Mario Paint: Bob Ross 

-Build a Bear Work Shop Freddie Mercury Edition for Nintendo DS

-Super Mario Batali -- Turtle and mushroom soup, anyone?

-Assassin's Creed of Rage -- Pretty much the same, but 2D ala Streets of Rage 

-King's Quest: I am the King -- Adventure game in a first person perspective. Actually, would be totally awesome!

-Burnout Paradise Paradise: What happens after you've wrecked your car 

-Portal 2 Legit 2 Quit. The player would create portals in MC Hammer videos to create awesome, but not-so-clever puzzles. 

-Team Fortress 2 Tennis Superstars -- pretty self explanatory. 

-The Trials HD -- A darker spin off of Trials HD, maneuver your way around nonsensical legal logic with precision 

-BioShocker -- Two in the pink, one in a fallen underwater utopia

 

@TobyDavis_  - Toby Davis

-When Trains run all over the Civilizations

-Super Street Fighter Midget Tossing Alpha

-Barbie's Bad Company

 

@MarkWhitney – Mark Whitney

-Wii Music 2: NWA Beats up The Block 

-Mario Paint: This Old House edition 

-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -- The OJ Trials.

-Trauma Center: Kevorkian's Last Stand 

-Guitar Hero: Simon and Garfunkel

-Mario's Interactive Rape Adventure 

-Perez of War: CockPuncher Edition - Now with Sony Move Controls! 

-"Cooking Mama and Friends Vs. Capcom"

-"Luigi's Missing!: The Nobody Cares Edition"

-"God of Wargames: Starring Matthew Broderick as Kratos" 

-"Dante's Infernal Screamoff". Who can yell "Beatrice!!!" the loudest? 

 

@Crys383 - Tom Heistuman

 

-"Call of Duty: Anglo-Zanzibar War" Now with a longer campaign than MW2! 

-"Nier 2: This Book's Got Balls" 

-"Kid Icarus 2: Pit of Despair" 

 

@Giggysan - Matt Giguere

-Wii Fit: Kama Sutra 

-Dung Beetle Jim 

-Rare presents - Collect-a-thon! featuring Banjo-Kazooie

-Orson Scott Card's Homophobic Complex 

 

@acronkyoung - Alex R. Cronk-Young

 

-Personal Trainer: Fucking

-NFL Assistant Coach 

-Let's Tap That Big Fat Man's Ass 

-Personal Trainer: Pooping. 

-Bully 2: Jimmy Goes to Columbine 

-Conker's Wet Dream 

-Bubsy 3D (Like real 3D this time, not game world 3D) -- Bubsy is now voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait!

-Gex: Twilight Gecko -- Now voiced by Scott Stapp or Creed fame! 

-Final Fantasy: Extreme Beach Volleyball.

 

 @gerrenlaquint - Gerren Fisher

-Resident Evil RCU: Nightmare in the Dormroom (A freshman year life/dating sim) 

-Final Fantasy the 13th: Jason vs. Hope 

-NintenDoggs: Gin & Juice Edition 

-Redhead Dedemption: Carrot Top Strikes Back

-Blitz 2011: The Longest Yard featuring Plaxico Burress

-Capcom vs. Warner Bros: Try To Take Over The World 

-Madden 1949: What the Heck is a Forward Pass

 

@chase_koeneke - Chase Koeneke

-Grand Theft Auto: Salt Lake City 

-Lego Metal Gear Solid: Brick Eater 

-Final Fantasy: Tactics of the Crystal Chronicles, Crystal Bearers Agito: Revenant Wings...Online

-Lipz: Nolan North Edition (featuring Nolan North as the voice of Nolan North) 

-Guitar Hero: Rick Astley

-Borderlands 2: Electric Boogaloo

-Link's Fetch Quest Training

 

@juanchitomayor - Juan Letona

-Dead or Alive Inferno 

-Skate 2033 

-FIFA World Cup 2010 Hotel Booking Manager

 

@The_Lancer - Lance Darnell

-Professor Layton 3: Solid Snake takes the Case!

-Mario Plumbing!!!! 

-Shadow of the Colossus: Pet Horse!!! 

-Animal Crossing Taxidermy 

-Dead or Alive: Stack 'em Orgy Party Strategy Game - Watch out Tetris!!! 

 

@surielvazquez - Suriel Vazquez

-Passage: Midlife Crisis - the old hero has a grudge against aging, and in this FPS, you must destroy time by shooting it in the face. 

 

@V_Ben - Ben M.J.

-Rock Band: Gogol Bordello 

-Rock Band: Beirut 

-God Of Warhammer

-Buzz: The Alzheimers Quiz 

-You're In The Movies: Porn

-Call of Duty: Job Hunter 

 

@j_cosmo_cohen - Chris "Cosmo" Ross

-Uncharted 4: A Man's Mind - Deserted wasteland followed by 24 hours of Die Hard.

-Uncharted 3: A Woman's Mind - It's just an instant game over, then 24 hours of Oprah. 

-The Legend of Zelda: Link's Realization - "Zelda ain't even pretty!" 

-Halo: Handy Man - Master Chief is retired and must figure the square footage of Lorne Lanning's house before he can lay the carpet. 

-StarCraft: Mrs. Knoff the Horrible - It's first grade, your daily craft is to make the constellations with cardboard, sand, and jello.

 

@ADewiM - Alex Martin

-Half Life: Full Life Consequences the Game. Sonic and Mario at the Olympics (oh, wait. That happened?) 


Go to page two for Day Two!!!

 
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Comments (26)
Default_picture
May 19, 2010


Great stuff man. I know this took a lot of work. Thank you. And Phat Princess made me spit soda out of my mouth.


Default_picture
May 19, 2010


Finished at last! That was hilarious, btw.


Lance_darnell
May 19, 2010


I'm still amazed at that box art for Wii Fit: Kama Sutra! It could be a best seller!


There184
May 19, 2010


Ah. *Unreasonable. The only game it's reasonable to expect to be set in Wales is that Dr Who game.


Bitmob_photo
May 19, 2010


Been waiting for this all week! Thanks for putting this together Lance!


Lance_darnell
May 19, 2010


Thanks for the thanks everyone. This took a large portion of my life for the last few days, but it was totally worth it!!!


37893_1338936035999_1309080061_30825631_6290042_n
May 19, 2010


Thanks Lance, these were all awesome, though I'm sad my day five entries didn't make it on the list. I was kinda proud of "Luigi's Munchin.'"



My favorites have got to be Mark Whitney's "Wario's Wood," and Travis McReynolds' "A Boy And His Knob." Cracked me up.



I can't wait to participate next year. This is by far the most fun I've had on Bitmob.


Lance_darnell
May 20, 2010


@Chase - Give me a moment, and I will remedy that. I kind of got lazy with Day 5 due to the subject matter!


Lance_darnell
May 20, 2010


Fixed! Thanks for noticing that I missed some!


John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
May 20, 2010


Thanks for doing this, Lance! It's weird that my stuff isn't searchable on Twitter, I answered almost all of them.


Lance_darnell
May 20, 2010


@Cosmo - When I get the chance I will search your tweets and insert them. I did get yours from Day One!


Redeye
May 20, 2010


good job Lance, though putting things in reverse chronological order creates some strange changes in some people's meaning from post to post, oh well oh well.


John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
May 20, 2010


@ Lance: Don't worry about it! I realized why they aren't coming up in searches: I have protected Tweets turned on, ha ha!


Franksmall
May 20, 2010


Man this post is funny! Thanks Lance!



I know it took forever to get this up and I know there are a ton of people that appreciate you taking the time!


Fitocrop
May 20, 2010


I have only one thing to say, Lance: Thumbs-up!



Also, I can't believe no one thought of 'Biocock' ! xD


Default_picture
May 20, 2010


Congrats Chase


Lance_darnell
May 21, 2010


Yeah, the order got all screwy and I got a bit lazy... thanks for pointing that out Jeffrey!!!! ;)



Your welcome everyone, but this was a group project, there is no way I could have came up with Super Street Fucker all by myself! :D



I will get around to linking everyone's name to their posts as well!


Default_picture
May 21, 2010


Sweet Cuppin' Cakes this is long. Thanks for assembling it, Lance!


Redeye
May 21, 2010


hey lance, I found another thing. Contrary to the first day's posts, I am not known widely as "Jaffrey" LOL.


Lance_darnell
May 21, 2010


Fixed! 


Alexemmy
May 23, 2010


You're a wonderful, wonderful man, Lance.



Hey, sorry if this is off topic but I just noticed you commented on my Sanitarium review a while back. Maybe you already found out, but it's a PC game you can get from gog.com for about $9.99. Glad you liked it!


Lance_darnell
May 23, 2010


Thanks Robert! I did not know where to get Sanitarium for that cheap. I will check it out!


Default_picture
May 25, 2010


Loved it! Hilarious!


Default_picture
May 29, 2010


Still going back to read these, a lot of them are hilarious. Great work guys!


Lance_darnell
May 29, 2010


@Melissa - Thanks for being patient with me while I spent our whole weekend doing this.... :) You're awesome!!!



@Matt - Daniel Feit suggested I go back and add links and stuff, and I will get to that! I also am missing some from Evan Killham and a few others that I will put in!


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